tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19622867347706768382024-03-05T21:01:36.921+05:30Tooncall टूनकाल-The Cartoon Art ShopCartoons, CartoonStrips, Caricatures etc. in Hindi/Roman by Cartoonist Chander/TC Chander, New Delhi, IndiaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1962286734770676838.post-64115159861466600192011-11-25T20:26:00.000+05:302011-11-25T20:26:49.050+05:30भेदभाव<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr align="left"><td class="tr-caption"><span style="font-size: small;">समझ में नहीं आता कि आखिर आपके साथ भेदभाव क्यों हुआ?</span></td></tr>
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<blockquote></blockquote></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1962286734770676838.post-20142334524563264452010-11-13T23:02:00.005+05:302010-11-13T23:18:55.403+05:30लेनदेन<a href="http://cartoonpanna.blogspot.com/"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 355px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwQi4EesWou1gdmj8ubeYCcSCyBznA0JrgSoL2aggUUYevDhOS8JrpKiBBq93sNvzXBDW_3G6ZZliMbuhNByPYrAub3lAk3qvNJwmdZGoNB6c_izzgzH_nfNxzNoGYpOKjWbaGiU8CrXY/s400/canteen241010col200%2528c%2529.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5539088672281236258" /></a>...ठीक ५ मिनट बाद कैंटीन में मिलते हैं...<a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=1962286734770676838"></a><blockquote></blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span">(रिश्वत लेना और देना दण्डनीय अपराध है।)</span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">Cartoon © <a href="http://cartoonistchander.blogspot.com/">T.C. 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margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(240, 240, 233); border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(240, 240, 233); border-right-color: rgb(240, 240, 233); border-bottom-color: rgb(240, 240, 233); border-left-color: rgb(240, 240, 233); float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 318px; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; " /></span></span></div></span></span></a><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a href="http://www.blogger.com/toonjoke.blogspot.com"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="margin-top: 0px; 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<span style="color: #330099;">Published in text book </span><span style="color: #330099; font-weight: bold;">©</span><span style="color: #330099; font-weight: bold;"> T.C. Chander, 2009</span></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1962286734770676838.post-60543449976152291192009-11-12T12:24:00.001+05:302009-11-12T12:29:46.556+05:30कैरीकेचर<a href="http://cartoonpanna.blogspot.com/"><img border="0" height="469" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSve15HkoqxH08KJXTvmKHVR61G1R-NYUfBsJ9nqrs8_OBDthT3jwC3CbjyjAo5_v85DhtpwzS7xcb5XuF4Yi-fE_1k6-jpnCnMGQlEk5nAGGXLUowA65tHcnCNUoL6tMjhL4fqXJeJdI/s320/3+rajnath.jpg" width="302" /></a><a href="http://cartoonistchander.blogspot.com/"> </a><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=1962286734770676838"></a><br />
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</div><span style="font-size: x-small;">भाजपा अध्यक्ष</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1962286734770676838.post-47255753607391026812009-11-11T19:57:00.001+05:302009-11-11T19:57:48.617+05:30सेज़<div style="color: blue;"><b>भारत एक सेज़</b><br />
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<span style="color: #000099; font-size: 100%;">सेवा कर का बोझ 4 प्रतिशत से बढ़कर अब...</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: #000099;">गधे, ऐसी अक्लमंदी की बातें हमें शोभा नहीं देतीं... </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #993300;">सेवा कर (Service Tax)</span><br />
<span style="color: #993300;">कर (Tax)</span><br />
<span style="color: #993300;"></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1962286734770676838.post-73302201709094094712007-10-06T17:15:00.004+05:302008-02-27T22:04:00.732+05:30मुस्कान Muskan<strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span class=""><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmxVEfpBRGn2GPhlCY-EM7_PJ5LvHCgKZLnOpCvFC_8g-9zwcUJDBOG2SsOMQAxU_-ogbrKfJNlP-qhw37dHS-skiOwaI0LnSLn_KJ7HmjtM6-hi_e18rpsP_xA8JU1qGJ9-kByUCy7sM/s1600-h/BC224.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171696991110977778" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmxVEfpBRGn2GPhlCY-EM7_PJ5LvHCgKZLnOpCvFC_8g-9zwcUJDBOG2SsOMQAxU_-ogbrKfJNlP-qhw37dHS-skiOwaI0LnSLn_KJ7HmjtM6-hi_e18rpsP_xA8JU1qGJ9-kByUCy7sM/s320/BC224.jpg" border="0" /></a>गलतफहमी</span></span> </strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">एक</span></strong> दिन कल्लू अपनी पत्नी के साथ तिपहिये से कहीं जा रहा था। जब वे बैठे तो चालक पीछे देखनेवाला शीशा घुमाकर ठीक करने लगा। कल्लू को बहुत गुस्सा आया। चिल्लाया-मुझे वेबकूफ समझते हो!<br />चालक चौंककर बोला-क्या हुआ भाई साब?<br />कल्लू-तम आगे बैठकर मेरी बीवी पर बुरी नज़र डालोगे और मैं देखता रहूँगा...<br />चालक-भाई साब, आपको गलतफहमी ....<br />कल्लू-गलतफहमी की ऐसीतैसी.... तुम पीछे बैठो, तिपहिया मैं चलाऊंगा!<br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc0000;">Galatfahamee</span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ee</span></strong> <span style="color:#000099;">din kalloo apnee patnee ke saath tipahiye se kaheen jaa rahaa thaa.jab we baithe to chaalak peechhe dekhnewaalaa sheeshaa ghumaakar theek karne lagaa. kalloo ko bahut gussaa aayaa.Wah chillaayaa-mujhe bewkoof samajhte ho kyaa!</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;">Chalak chaunkkar bolaa-kyaa huaa bhaee saab?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;">Kalloo-tum aage baithkar meree beewee par buree nazar daaloge aur main dekhtaa rahoongaa...</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;">Chaalak-bhaaee saab, aapko koee galatfahmee...</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;">Kalloo-galatfahmee kee aiseetaisee...tum peechhe baitho, tipahiyaa main chalaaoongaa!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Courier New;color:#ff0000;">* * * * * * * * * * * * * *</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong>आइसक्रीम </strong><br /></span></span><span style="color:#000000;"><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;">तेज </span></strong>गरमी पड़ रही थी. सभी घरों के भीतर थे. अचानक आवाज आयी-चोर, चोर! लोग झटपट बाहर निकलकर आये. उन्होंने देखा कि एक आइसक्रीमवाला जोर-जोर से चिल्ला रहा था-चोर-चोर. लोगों को बहुत गुस्सा आया. जब लोगों ने आइसक्रीमवाले से इस तरह झूठ बोलने का कारण पूछा तो वह बोला-झूठ बोलने के लिए में माफी चाहता हूँ. पर यदि मैं आइसक्रीम-आइसक्रीम चिल्लाता तो क्या आप लोग इतनी भयंकर गरमी में बाहर निकलकर <span class="">आते!</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Aaiskreem<br /></strong></span><span style="color:#333399;"><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;">Tej</span></strong> garmee pad rahee thee. Sabhee gharon ke bheetar the. Achaanak </span><span style="color:#333399;">aawaaz aayee-chor, chor! Log jhatpat baahar nikalkar aaye.</span><span style="color:#333399;"> Unhonne </span><span style="color:#333399;">dekhaa ki ek aaiskreemwaalaa jor jor se chillaa rahaa thaa-chor-chor. </span><span style="color:#333399;">Logon ko bahut gussaa aayaa. Jab logon ne aaiskreemwaale se is tarah </span><span style="color:#333399;">jhoot bolne kaa kaaran poochhaa to wah bolaa-Jhooth bolne ke liye men </span><span style="color:#333399;">maafee chaahtaa hoon. Par yadi men aaiskreem-aaiskreem chillaataa to </span><span style="color:#333399;">kyaa aap log itnee bhaynkar garmee men aap baahar nikalkar aate!</span></span><br /><span style="color:#990000;">****************************** </span><span style="color:#990000;"><strong><span class=""><span class=""><span class=""><script> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="151"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="151"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="430">समय</span></span></span> </span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color:#990000;"><strong><br /><br /><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="152"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="152"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="431">लल्लू</span></span></span></strong>-<span style="color:#000000;"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="153"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="153"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="432">आज</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="154"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="154"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="433">मैं</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="155"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="155"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="434">अपने</span></span></span></span> </span><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="156"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="156"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="435">रुपये</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="157"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="157"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="436">वापस</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="158"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="158"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="437">लेकर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="159"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="159"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="438">ही</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="160"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="160"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="439">जाऊंगा</span></span></span><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="161"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="440">।</span></span><br /><br /><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="161"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="162"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="441">कल्लू</span></span></span>-<span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="162"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="163"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="442">पर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="163"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="164"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="443">भैया</span></span></span>, <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="164"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="165"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="444">आज</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="165"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="166"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="445">तुम</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="166"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="167"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="446">फिर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="167"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="168"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="447">गलत</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="168"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="169"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="448">समय</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="169"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="170"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="449">पर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="170"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="171"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="450">आये</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="171"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="172"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="451">हो</span></span></span>...<br /><br /><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="172"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="173"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="452">लल्लू</span></span></span>-<span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="173"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="174"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="453">क्या</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="174"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="175"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="454">मतलब</span></span></span>? <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="175"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="176"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="455">मैं</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="176"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="177"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="456">आया</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="177"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="178"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="457">हूँ</span></span></span> , <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="178"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="179"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="458">तुम</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="179"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="180"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="459">मिल</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="180"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="181"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="460">गए</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="181"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="182"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="461">हो</span></span></span>...<span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="182"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="183"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="462">फिर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="183"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="184"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="463">कब</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="184"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="185"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="464">आऊँ</span></span></span> ?<br /><br /><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="185"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="186"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="465">कल्लू</span></span></span>-<span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="186"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="187"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="466">वही</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="187"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="188"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="467">तो</span></span></span><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="189"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="468">।</span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="188"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="190"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="469">ऐसे</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="189"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="191"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="470">समय</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="190"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="192"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="471">आओ</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="191"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="193"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="472">जब</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="192"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="194"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="473">मैं</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="193"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="195"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="474">घर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="194"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="196"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="475">पर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="195"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="197"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="476">ना</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="196"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="198"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="477">मिलूं</span></span></span><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="199"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="478">।</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#333399;"><strong><span style="color:#990000;">Lalloo</span></strong>-Aaj mein apne rupaye wapas lekar hee jaoongaa.<br /><br />Kalloo-Par bhaiyaa, aaj fir tum galat samay par aa gaye ho...<br /><br />Laloo-Kyaa matalab? Mein aayaa hoon, tum mil gaye ho...fir kab aaoon?</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#333399;">Kalloo-Wahee to. Aise samay aao jab mein ghar par na miloon!</span><br /><br />****************************** <strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span><span class=""></span></strong><br /><br /><span class=""></span><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="197"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="200"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="479">मूर्ख</span></span></span><br /><br /><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="198"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="201"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="480">संता</span></span></span></span></strong> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="199"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="202"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="481">से</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="200"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="203"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="482">बंता</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="201"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="204"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="483">बोला</span></span></span> - <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="202"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="205"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="484">यार</span></span></span>, <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="203"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="206"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="485">मेरी</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="204"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="207"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="486">समझ</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="205"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="208"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="487">में</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="206"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="209"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="488">नहीं</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="207"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="210"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="489">आता</span></span></span>, <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="208"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="211"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="490">जिसे</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="209"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="212"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="491">देखो</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="210"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="213"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="492">वही</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="211"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="214"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="493">मुझे</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="212"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="215"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="494">मूर्ख</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="213"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="216"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="495">बनाकर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="214"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="217"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="496">चला</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="215"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="218"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="497">जाता</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="216"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="219"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="498">है</span></span></span><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="220"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="499">।</span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="217"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="221"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="500">तुम</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="218"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="222"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="501">ही</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="219"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="223"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="502">बताओ</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="220"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="224"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="503">कारण</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="221"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="225"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="504">क्या</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="222"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="226"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="505">है</span></span></span>?<br /><br /><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="223"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="227"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="506">संता</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="224"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="228"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="507">बोला</span></span></span>- <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="225"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="229"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="508">कारण</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="226"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="230"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="509">यही</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="227"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="231"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="510">है</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="228"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="232"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="511">बंता</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="229"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="233"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="512">कि</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="230"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="234"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="513">तू</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="231"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="235"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="514">बनता</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="232"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="236"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="515">है</span></span></span>!<br /><br /><span style="color:#000066;"><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;">Santaa</span></strong> se Bantaa bola- Yaar, meri samajh men naheen aataa, jise dekho wahee mujhe murkh banaakar chalaa jaataa hai. Tum hee bataao kaaran kyaa hai?</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000066;">Santaa bolaa-Kaaran yahee hai Bantaa ki too BANATAA hai!</span><br /><br />* * * * * * * * * * * * <strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"><br /><br /><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="233"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="237"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="516">चश्मा</span></span></span></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="234"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="238"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="517">बंता</span></span></span></span></strong>- <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="235"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="239"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="518">यार</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="236"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="240"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="519">संता</span></span></span>, <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="237"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="241"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="520">अब</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="238"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="242"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="521">मैं</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="239"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="243"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="522">पढ़</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="240"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="244"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="523">सकूंगा</span></span></span><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="245"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="524">।</span></span><br /><br /><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="241"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="246"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="525">संता</span></span></span>- <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="242"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="247"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="526">कमाल</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="243"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="248"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="527">है</span></span></span>! <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="244"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="249"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="528">तेरे</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="245"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="250"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="529">लिए</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="246"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="251"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="530">काला</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="247"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="252"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="531">अक्षर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="248"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="253"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="532">भैंस</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="249"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="254"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="533">बराबर</span></span></span>...<span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="250"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="255"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="534">और</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="251"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="256"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="535">तू</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="252"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="257"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="536">कहता</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="253"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="258"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="537">है</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="254"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="259"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="538">पढ़</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="255"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="260"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="539">सकेगा</span></span></span>...<br /><br /><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="256"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="261"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="540">बंता</span></span></span>-<span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="257"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="262"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="541">आहो</span></span></span>, <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="258"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="263"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="542">आंखों</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="259"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="264"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="543">के</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="260"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="265"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="544">डाक्टर</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="261"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="266"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="545">ने</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="262"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="267"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="546">कहा</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="263"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="268"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="547">है</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="264"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="269"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="548">कि</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="265"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="270"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="549">तुम</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="266"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="271"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="550">चश्मा</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="267"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="272"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="551">लगाने</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="268"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="273"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="552">के</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="269"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="274"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="553">बाद</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="270"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="275"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="554">पढ़</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="271"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="276"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="555">भी</span></span></span> <span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="272"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="277"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="556">सकोगे</span></span></span><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="278"><span title="Click to correct" class="transl_class" id="557">।</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000066;"><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;">Bantaa</span></strong>- Yaar Santaa, ab main padh sakoongaa. Santaa- Kamal hai! tere liye kaalaa akshar bhains baraabar...aur too kahtaa hai padh sakegaa... Bantaa- Haan, aankhon ke doctor ne kahaa hai ki tum chashmaa lagaane ke baad padh bhee sakoge.</span><br /><br />* * * * * * * * * * * <span style="color:#cc0000;"><br /><br /></script><br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#990000;"><strong><span class=""><span class=""><span class=""></span></span></span></strong></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0